Those of you who know me only from the internet might think I'm an extremely negative guy.
Those who know me only in person might think I'm an extremely positive guy.
Those who really know me know that I'm the incarnation of sarcasm.
I will talk about ranters, both the positive and the negative ones, and neutral people I leave out because they suck.
I know I'm not very widely known, so giving names shouldn't be an actually effective publicity for these halfwits I'm about to talk about.
The negative ranters:
MrRepzion on YouTube.
Seriously, I can't start to describe what a sad like this little guy must have. By watching many of his videos all I put together about him is that he needs to complain, judge, and criticize. He has playlists in his channel, being "Advice, Education, Religion and Philosophy." I wonder, how much advice and education can you get from a 20-year old? That is, assuming he is that age, for he seems to be younger than me, and I'm 21 (at the time of writing this). This kid only feels he's a wise hot-shot because he has read a few books and is an atheist (hackneyed saying, "Saying that you're smart just because you're an atheist is like saying you're a good person because you're religious"), but he is nothing more than a whiny little hipster with philosopher's complex and no real moral.
PMRants on YouTube.
This guy I will not even bother saying too many things, for it took only 3 videos from him for me to decide what pathetic sad creature he is. Basically, this man simply complains, complains and complains. He even took the time and effort to make a video of the "most overrated youtubers" or something. If he was as smart as he declares he is, why give them more publicity through that video? Let me tell you why; he's simply jealous, and all that rage that builds up inside him was so overwhelming that he had to let it out somehow, and what better than showing what a sad little envious guy he is on a video?
The Positive Ranters:
All this fur comedian does is complain, complain and complain... in extremely sarcastic ways that are a lot of fun to listen to. There was a particular line that truly killed me that he said in a rant about the United States, and it goes like this: "THE U.S. IS A 14 YEAR OLD KID WITH AN RPG AND CRACK HABITS!" I literaly rolled on the floor laughing my ass off at that one. These ranters help the world be more positive by mocking what is negative, like "healing" our moods.
Always fun to watch. This critic mocks classic movies in ways that simply make it hard for me to breath due to all the laughter. He is creative, over-reactive, crazy, and overall hilarious when it comes to complaining, and he does complain about things that are supposed to generate more fun. You will NEVER see Nostalgia Critic ranting about why Smosh is so popular, nor will you see him talking like his point of view is the absolute law in a video whose thumbnail has himself with one eyebrow frown and a half-assed smile like Repzion (pale little twat thinking he looks like Brad Pitt or something).
When one rants, one must do it in a way that is fun. For example, if you analyze the seriousness of this journal after checking out the introduction you'll discover something funny... or at least that's your homework now.